Job like a bedraggled Ai Weiwei after his stay at Four Seasons Abu Ghraib. Drifter girls in #Banshee look like this: pic.twitter.com/Sa2vXItjRr
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) April 17, 2016

Maoxian > Sally Beauty Could Get Ugly https://t.co/KLEKq4Xnf4 | $SBH
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) April 17, 2016

"When I say Sprint to you, what first comes to your mind?" Stupid white people overpaying for shitty cell service? https://t.co/XneExvuc4Z
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) April 16, 2016

MT @ChinaLawTransl8 Dangerous Love, a poster on the dangers of dating a foreigner https://t.co/KI2Hu7b8o5 | 有个帅气，浪漫，有才气的外国男友也不错！（他的狐臭能治好吗?)
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) April 16, 2016

RT @kelliotttt S&P should just use emojis for bond ratings

AAA 💯💯💯
AA ✨✨
A 🤔
BBB- 😬
BB 😭
B 🤕
CCC+ 💩💩💩
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) April 16, 2016

MT @niubi Twitter looks to be selling whatever remains of its soul for Chinese advertising crumbs: https://t.co/7BmN0Li3B1 | 大外宣
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) April 16, 2016

MT @chr1sa After many years of self-tracking everything (activity, work, sleep) I’ve decided it’s ~pointless. | Yes, keep expense diary ONLY
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) April 16, 2016

200+ Lolita book covers: https://t.co/fKzVc7lXV5 | Lot of creepy ones, this may be the worst: https://t.co/qRh0OLVVV8 | via @sioksiok
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) April 16, 2016