Tweets for May 28, 2016

What if the girl fed a swarthy Uighur boy a Qiaobo detergent pod, stuffed him in washing machine and he came out a fair-skinned Han Chinese?

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 28, 2016

The woman at Yale who is teaching me about Roman architecture (for free!) reminds me of Tony Soprano’s gorgeous shrink, Dr. Jennifer Melfi.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 28, 2016

MT @SteveRattner 13 of the past 17 #spellingbee winners have been Indian Americans. pic.twitter.com/STaL4O9Qen | So are 13 of my 17 doctors.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 28, 2016

My 11-year-old son *prefers* watching YouTubers to professionally-made shows. He can watch hours on end of *adults* playing Minecraft.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 28, 2016