"Favorite Entire Order
This allows you to make this same order again, and again, and again, super-easy."
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 10, 2016

RT @zerobeta Lending Tree should buy Lending Club, and rebrand as Lending Treehouse.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 10, 2016

MT @jenny8lee The Din Tai Fung dumpling drought in Bay Area is over — as of today https://t.co/WBde66Au79 | Pray it's as consistent as usual
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 10, 2016

MT @ianbremmer This will be an indoor cat. pic.twitter.com/p08EIvcW76 | The only pussy he’s been getting lately.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 10, 2016

The nurse who drew my blood said I had been “very brave,” which struck me as funny since I’m the spitting image of David “Tank” Abbott.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 10, 2016

I only open the sunroof three quarters of the way to protect my bald spot from the wind.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 10, 2016

I only have two news apps on my phone, the BBC and … Nuzzel. The latter is invaluable for “discovery.” I love it! pic.twitter.com/c52OR1ylE2
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 10, 2016

MT @MktOutperform Total Return, Past 15 Yrs

S&P 500: +117.5% (5.3% annualzd)

Long-Term Bonds: +193.0% (7.4% anlzd) pic.twitter.com/0O82kPOFgV
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 10, 2016

MT @BenBajarin Things I did not see the last housing peak in Silicon Valley. Open houses for rentals. Crazy times. | Supply and demand.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 10, 2016

RT @AlexRubalcava Kudos to the Twitter product manager who fixed the longstanding hash-before-numeral issue. You’re #1!
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 10, 2016

RT @joshchin Digging through Panama Papers database, this character looks highly suspicious. https://t.co/GX8raXKi83
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 10, 2016