Baby slammed her thumb in the car door. Wife screams at me, “that’s so typical of you!”
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 10, 2016

Did not realize Tuniu $TOUR at an all-time low: https://t.co/cpKguDiwdK | Still has $1BB market cap.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 10, 2016

You can tell how “middle class” someone is by how jealousy they guard their perceived advantages.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 10, 2016

MT @nytimesbusiness
With a new look, he fooled everyone in2 thinking he was a financial adviser pic.twitter.com/lHUorvjN0K | No neck tattoo key
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 10, 2016

MT @conorsen I’m excited to announce I’m joining Bloomberg View as a columnist! | High paying gig beats tweeting 50,000 times for free.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 10, 2016

RT @TexDolly Everybody…I'm not playing any WSOP events. Hours are too long. | Definitely a young (wo)man’s game.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 10, 2016

MT @tepingchen this monastery faces razing https://t.co/Zh3QzwZDFc easily the most stunning place I’ve been in China pic.twitter.com/HLNDON4ogr
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 10, 2016

All about the mortgage interest deduction? https://t.co/8xYupH3wpz
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 10, 2016

RT @nick_kapur Map of languages spoken in China pic.twitter.com/VCtln8QjFM | Tough empire to unify. via @david__moser
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 10, 2016

RT @limlouisa Speaking in Oxford today..all welcome https://t.co/mfgz9135kT
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 10, 2016