When the dentist was stitching up my gum this morning after an apicoectomy, he put the hook through my upper lip. That hurt. A lot.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) July 29, 2016
MT @vikramreuters Annotated history of latest China stock debacle: Tech-Pro. 1000%, 5 year rally wiped out in a day pic.twitter.com/UdoI1exshD
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) July 29, 2016
RT @candicechoi It was glaze from a Krispy Kreme donut https://t.co/CieXBPx69o pic.twitter.com/JEwsUgEvYx | Cop knew it looked familiar anyway.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) July 28, 2016
I've always preferred bunkum to malarkey.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) July 28, 2016