Tweets for October 29, 2016

Reversing both my S&P 500 and Small Cap longs entered last February: https://t.co/NxPY3JzXU4 | $SDS $TZA

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 30, 2016

Tweets for October 28, 2016

MT @zerobeta If Hillary had just used Slack, the FBI would have given up trying to search for something after about 15 minutes.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 28, 2016

"This is a receipt for your Feedbin account. Please reply to this email if you have any questions" | I haven't looked at RSS for many months

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 28, 2016

"employees sneaked into the station and stuffed cotton into the [air pollution monitoring] sensors" https://t.co/ouCjj7Hvb6 | More ingenuity

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 28, 2016

Tweets for October 27, 2016

Higgins sold the estate last summer … Magnum and the Lads are out on their asses:https://t.co/ZI7vNm03cp

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 27, 2016

Waxing services: Lip $25, Brow $35, Underarm $45, Half leg $60, Bikini $90, Full leg $115 ... based on surface area

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 27, 2016

There's a six-seater flying from Kahalui if you're staying at the Hotel Hana (now called something else).

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 27, 2016

Gannett $GCI plunges to new all-time low: https://t.co/VM8SMCMXlO | This despite the $20 a month I pay for the daily Jumble.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 27, 2016

MT @ChinaDailyUSA Chinese baozi shop gains popularity in Harvard Square https://t.co/nrlHMh1TvN | Could open branch at Cornell.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 27, 2016

The water company called to say that we'd used 186,000 gallons in the last three months. The woman asked, "do you have a leaky toilet?"

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 27, 2016

"Ethically and organically handmade in India (for next to nothing)."

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 27, 2016

MT @shanghaiist City Weekend Beijing shut down 'with great optimism' after 19 years https://t.co/MLCWOn2csy | Read faithfully for a decade.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 27, 2016

"witnessed an agitated man in his 70s wagging his finger and lecturing an even-keeled but steely woman in her 40s." https://t.co/U2jZvmxXSq

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 27, 2016

"as China's economy develops, its citizens have new grievances that [should] lead to organized political activity" https://t.co/kVqTeKXknL

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 27, 2016

Tweets for October 26, 2016

I like The Daily Shot email newsletter, but not enough to subscribe to the WSJ to continue getting it. Wonder what conversion rate will be?

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 26, 2016

"Users that download Uber from app stores based outside of China will not B able 2 use it from w/in China" https://t.co/0PKWMs0X4E | Love it

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 26, 2016

"Rurik Jutting filmed himself torturing and killing one of his victims" https://t.co/MUsl2wYGkK | Mobile phone footage in evidence.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 26, 2016

Mrs. Meyer’s seasonal scent “Iowa Pine” smells exactly like the stuff I used to clean urinals when working in state park one summer as a lad

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 26, 2016

Tweets for October 25, 2016

I didn't hate the movie, 'James White' https://t.co/xsOfnPb64x

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 25, 2016

"On some nights, the wait for a table at the Costa Mesa location of Din Tai Fung runs three and a half hours." https://t.co/COabE5Ccbq

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 25, 2016

Tweets for October 24, 2016

"Years ago we made a terrible mistake: we developed the WeatherSpark Dashboard in Adobe Flash." https://t.co/Jn42J0H3x4 | Sorely miss it!

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 25, 2016

People who didn't sell $ARIA on the Bernie tweet have seen an additional 15% drop: https://t.co/atmbhV2Yla

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 25, 2016

TD Ameri aufhausernbddatekwaterhousethinkorswimscot trade

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 25, 2016

"To opt-out of Google’s identified tracking, visit the Activity controls on Google’s My Account page" https://t.co/LVyGlr2WvN | Don't B evil

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 24, 2016

The best reply to someone who says "I don't want to pay for everyone else's health care" is, "You already do, dummy!"

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 24, 2016

"The Club Lounge is a social hub where you'll meet like-minded assholes and where new friendships are developed."

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 24, 2016

Tweets for October 22, 2016

Watched the first two episodes of Netflix’s ‘Luke Cage’ … looks like I’m not alone in finding it super slow: https://t.co/pgRtKFLp7I

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 22, 2016

Tweets for October 21, 2016

"This would be the ideal time to buy shares knowing about the upcoming leadership change" ... fishy $CXRX action yday pic.twitter.com/vCD0CII19G

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 22, 2016

Re-tweets to my popular stream: https://t.co/iDTYIeK87v | ICANN technical staff error; Hillary on Death Row; Best debate gifs; Rly dumb dog.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 22, 2016

That embedded Bloomberg TV thing in Twitter is kind of neat, but I wish I never saw the jacket @CoryTV is wearing.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 21, 2016

Finally got a good day of rain here so our bomb crater (the pond) is filling up: https://t.co/mlmq2vJzQ2

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 21, 2016

The Fishes Leap Up To Take a Look

Watched a movie about this guy once, had no idea who he was as I watched ... I dig this tune. 

Tweets for October 20, 2016

Gannett $GCI at all-time low: https://t.co/VM8SMCMXlO | This despite the $20 a month I pay for the Ithaca Journal (4 crime blotter + Jumble)

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 21, 2016

Re-tweets to my popular stream: https://t.co/iDTYIeswIV | Organ donor Tinder; Cretaceous coastline still cretinous; Badly-done braces.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 20, 2016

"...we’ll always have a soft spot for Slow Boat's scrappy hutong hole in the wall brewery" https://t.co/oxa3IARokq | Chandler close old one?

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 20, 2016

This Honda dealer says they’ve never done the fix (TSB 15-046) for the vibration in any 2015 CR-Vibrator. Just wish they were honest abt it.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 20, 2016

At the Honda dealer, two beautiful new colors available: Aegean blue metallic & Rallye red. Also one called Energy green pearl but not here.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 20, 2016

RT @KaiserKuo No handshake. Good for her. Fuck that guy.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 20, 2016

Asked the boy at Wegmans why there was no @noosayoghurt … He says they keep ordering it, but noosa doesn’t send any. Supply problems?

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) October 20, 2016