Movies Watched -- The White Ribbon (2009)

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In German. 144 minute running time, which I’d normally say is about 44 minutes too long, but this movie was amazing, wow, I loved it … pre-World War I Germany … the sickness, the repression, the cruelty of life in a small village, all foreshadowing the coming horrors of the 20th century … this was a tour de force, recommended, green-go! I think I have John Farr to thank for this reco, who wrote: “A masterpiece in a minor key.” Wrong, there’s nothing minor about this masterpiece. I see now that it won the Palm D’Or, much deserved.

FOR I THE LORD YOUR GOD AM A JEALOUS GOD, VISITING THE INIQUITY OF THE FATHERS UPON THE CHILDREN TO THE THIRD AND THE FOURTH GENERATION OF THOSE WHO HATE ME.

I’m sick and tired of persecutions, threats and perverse acts of revenge.

I’m sick and tired of persecutions, threats and perverse acts of revenge.

Movies Watched -- Death in Venice (1971)

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130 minute running time so at least 40 minutes too long … shots of Venice kind of nice but this was an awful, awful movie… story is about a gay composer who has a nervous breakdown and goes to Venice to recover, where he sees this androgynous boy and gets infatuated and things go downhill from there… this must be some kind of homosexual classic, whatever, yuck, I couldn’t care less. Red rating, skip it.

Ugh, it figures this was a Farr reco, he did me dirty by categorizing it as “drama” instead of “Gay-themed.” “A heady meditation on art and passion,” oh spare me, John.

Tadzio, oh Tadzio!

Tadzio, oh Tadzio!

Them Other Bitches Is Basic

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Big fan of Snoh Aalegra, I think she’s super talented… not thrilled with the rap interlude, but I’ll suffer it to hear the rest of the song, which I dig:

Movies Watched -- Shadows (1959)

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81 minute running time … 1959 Manhattan … the beat scene, man, can you dig it? I couldn’t. Story about a dumb white guy who falls in love with a mulatto girl … I guess it was pretty revolutionary back then, anti-miscegenation laws and all that ... Tony turns tail when he discovers she’s “black.” I wasn’t thrilled though.

From a Criterion essay: “It has no hero, no villain, no linear plotline, no gerrymandered suspense, no practiced comedy….”

I belong to me.

I belong to me.

Movies Watched -- The Last Seduction (1994)

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110 minute running time and it felt at least 20 minutes too long … convoluted story that didn’t really make any sense … SPOILER the twist about Mike having married a man was stupid and the whole movie was unsatisfying … foul-mouthed Linda Fiorentino as femme fatale, the movie really belonged to her ... nice to see Bill Pullman and western New York state (“cow country”) featured … but this was dumb… and bad. Crap from 1994. Give it a miss.

I'm hung like a horse. Think about it.

I'm hung like a horse. Think about it.

Don't Make It Worse

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Chris Cady has been trading for 40 years … he’s been around the block. Don’t add to a loser. Don’t pull your stop. Don’t make it worse.

“The Irish guys would beat the heck out of themselves, and the Jewish guys would be right on to the next trade.”

Movies Watched -- So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)

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96 minute running time … Mike Myers following up on his Wayne’s World triumph, I guess … it was goofy, not terrible, a pre-cursor to the Austin Powers series, of sorts … gave cameos to all his buddies from comedy … someone mentioned to me that they don’t make silly movies anymore … this was silly, and inoffensive as one would expect from the little Canadian man…. I wouldn’t go out of my way to see it.

I want you to have my children. And I want you to have your children. That sounds like an awful lot of children, but....

I want you to have my children. And I want you to have your children. That sounds like an awful lot of children, but....

Movies Watched -- The Father (2020)

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97 minute running time … Anthony Hopkins plays an old guy with dementia and the movie was cleverly made since it’s all from his confused perspective so you can’t tell who is who or where is where or what the hell is going on, just like if you the viewer were suffering from dementia … but it’s too clever by half and I wasn’t in the mood for it. This was a Farr reco, but I’d say give it a miss.

Her unbearable habit of laughing inanely.

Her unbearable habit of laughing inanely.