Tweets for June 3, 2016

RT @jfahmy Shaq goes undercover as a Lyft driver: https://t.co/NvUZoORnAK | Cute. Look at the size of his hands!

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 3, 2016

MT @AnjuliDavies Reuters finds readers want quality news, but aren't willing 2 pay 4 it https://t.co/Bqzp1M0wzz | Terminal biz can subsidize

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 3, 2016

$NUGT a good instrument to play the jobs number, not sure how easy to buy size in that first bar? pic.twitter.com/AI2HcidXUQ

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 3, 2016

MT @christopherhuff Chicago by night https://t.co/VRnj1qbGQk | Great city to fly over

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 3, 2016

RT @WrigleyTom Santelli pic.twitter.com/iZhInYrCFy | Lovable loon

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 3, 2016

MT @weigu Chinese don’t have special preference for a Chinese brand, but they like a better product - Huawei | And a better *value*

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 3, 2016

Wang Yi’s answer to the reporter was a good one, the trouble was losing his cool and snapping 偏見，傲慢 … 你了解中國嗎？你去過中國嗎？Needed to be smoother.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 3, 2016

RT @SirSteven Didi’s Jean Liu has been waiting for 4 years to get a license under Beijing’s plate lottery rule! | Rich can’t cut line?

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 3, 2016

The Donald is an independent Presidential candidate who hijacked an existing party structure — a brilliant move.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 3, 2016

The receptionist asked him if he had “been outside the US in the last thirty days” … He chuckled. pic.twitter.com/3Bta4zAfko

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 3, 2016

Tweets for June 2, 2016

Looks like there isn't much overlap between readers of Grant's Interest Rate Observer and BuzzFeed: https://t.co/oGY7CIWH5u $SIG

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 3, 2016

"We noticed that you're using an ad blocker, which may adversely affect the performance and content on Bloomberg dot com. "

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 2, 2016

The Donald has interesting handwriting, and look at that signature?!? Imagine the hours of practice it took: https://t.co/SS2wiHqqyR

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 2, 2016

"How candy makers shape nutrition science" by @candicechoi https://t.co/NOr54VUaib | "carries the weight of academic authority" Pun intended

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 2, 2016

Uncomfortable to watch Wang Yi lose his temper like this: https://t.co/cjOdJViITm | Simultaneous translation is pretty good. 中国欢迎一切善意的这种建议.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 2, 2016

"police [in Singapore] said that there was no need for ... warrants as it was all part of the investigation process" https://t.co/KCls3HG5xC

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 2, 2016

Can't figure out how to change my profile pic on Spotify ... it's not obvious anyway.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 2, 2016

Tweets for June 1, 2016

"Vanguard Founder Jack Bogle celebrates 65 years in the financial services industry thanks to the transplant of a 25-year-old's heart."

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 1, 2016

Softbank share sale news threw a spanner into our, er, their, plan to squeeze the SEC inquiry shorts. $BABA pic.twitter.com/EtWlmEUm3A

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 1, 2016

“Younger workers are often off task, tweeting, surfing the internet, texting on phones and are generally not good at being wage slaves."

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 1, 2016

Tencent + Alibaba + Baidu oligopoly rules China internet https://t.co/1Qj14bYEb0 | Hillhouse invested 700:HK in 2005 pic.twitter.com/FP9mleuiFD

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 1, 2016

The craziness of the person inside the house can be judged by the number of bird feeders outside the house.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 1, 2016

RT @michaelfritzell Bernard Baruch: 10 main principles pic.twitter.com/s7U6bsOIK6 | Great list and #1 is the most important of all.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 1, 2016

I can't be bothered to select 5 stories for daily Nuzzel newsletter, will shutter it. No idea how @niubi has energy for exhaustive Sinocism.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 1, 2016

Monthly production for May for our solar panels on garage roof: 679.058 kWh

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) June 1, 2016

Tweets for May 31, 2016

Why Zuckerberg has $38,000,000,000 and you don't: https://t.co/9DRx7ceSKP

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 31, 2016

My wife got a new bike, a Momentum Street (made by Giant). I had them put a fat seat on it so I could ride it too: pic.twitter.com/sGtJE4fDuP

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 31, 2016

Is there any way I can view the most retweeted or favorited tweets across the Twitterverse for a particular time frame (day, week, etc.) ?

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 31, 2016

My cousin's theory for why Geraldine Largay died of starvation after getting lost on the Appalachian Trail: she had early Alzheimer's.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 31, 2016

ETF Trading Portfolio Update -- May 31, 2016

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Tweets for May 28, 2016

What if the girl fed a swarthy Uighur boy a Qiaobo detergent pod, stuffed him in washing machine and he came out a fair-skinned Han Chinese?

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 28, 2016

The woman at Yale who is teaching me about Roman architecture (for free!) reminds me of Tony Soprano’s gorgeous shrink, Dr. Jennifer Melfi.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 28, 2016

MT @SteveRattner 13 of the past 17 #spellingbee winners have been Indian Americans. pic.twitter.com/STaL4O9Qen | So are 13 of my 17 doctors.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 28, 2016

My 11-year-old son *prefers* watching YouTubers to professionally-made shows. He can watch hours on end of *adults* playing Minecraft.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 28, 2016

Tweets for May 27, 2016

First day of running the air con in the house ... there go my solar savings.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 27, 2016

My Valeant t-shirt arrived, it’s a beauty: pic.twitter.com/9yecz3D5hn

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 27, 2016

Would be nice if they could get $BABA above $81.50 ... panic the new shorts put on after SEC inquiry announced: pic.twitter.com/ehjvDHqRZ6

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 27, 2016

MT @ashleyxholcomb You come at spelling bee Twitter, you best not miss: pic.twitter.com/D8GJfJNz48 | via @NickatFP

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 27, 2016

Tweets for May 26, 2016

It's the delirious part of the 500 calorie day, which I'll try to go cure with three whole ounces of sea bass.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 26, 2016

Kyle's Papa added a hood ornament to his 2003 Mercury: https://t.co/UgqbZXlxLH | Reminded me of Dolly Bostwick's dog ornament on her wagon.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 26, 2016

I think the reason fasting (500 cals) for two days a week works is b/c it makes you "mindful" of what you are eating on the other five days.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 26, 2016

2,000 engineers and they couldn't come up with a "Buy" button: https://t.co/Qwom3zeYrd | Couldn't even improvise one. $TWTR

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 26, 2016

Unreal Values, Class Distortion

Montreux, 1969. Listen closely to the lyrics. Plus ça change.

Montreux Jazz Festival 1969. Really cookin' performance and the song is still relevant.

Tweets for May 25, 2016

"To read this article and more great https://t.co/A10bEPU5DK content, please log in or create an account:" ... Close tab.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016

$BABA LOD ... but it's a big ship and they're steering it gently.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016

I wish Bubbie were on Twitter: https://t.co/jDUc0FJGlu

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016

Another product recommendation from the Chairman, a Waterpik: https://t.co/hnHavXLTf7

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016

New Oriental at all-time high yesterday: https://t.co/0ZH3kvDYiE | Miss a couple things from China, incl. sending my kids to class at $EDU.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016

OK, the drive to $80 in $BABA didn't go so well ;-) pic.twitter.com/AfhNsPyDnm

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016

If they can get $BABA above $80, they'll whammy the early bears, er, birds. Wish 'em luck!

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016

Getting too many daily email newsletters: Quartz, Flipboard, Nuzzel, FT, Bloomberg, which to keep and which to kill? Nuzzel a keeper fo sho!

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016

Ride the wave till the money runs out (Buzzfeeders take note): https://t.co/hkrEXl14g8

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016

MT @han0z (Sub)penny pricing on Amazon to jump to the top of the order-book! To be fair, this is a true market maker pic.twitter.com/C4REk9iocA

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016

“Failed to add URL to @Pinboard” … and just after I sent in $95 for the next five years of archiving my links.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016

MT @WLYeung Xinhua deleted article attacking Tsai Ing-wen’s single status. https://t.co/bYulmgJcx0 | Yet another CCP own goal.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 25, 2016