ETF Trading Portfolio Update -- May 23, 2016

No changes this week.

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Tweets for May 20, 2016

Check out my Newsletter on @nuzzel https://t.co/5dHrWk8gI7 ... giving this a spin. I'll select a maximum of five stories per day.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 21, 2016

MT @@emilychangtv Love @nuzzel but don't love that @abrams told me he knows everything I'm reading https://t.co/T8RA2MtjeG | Gr8 4 discovery

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 21, 2016

MT @Risalavizzo Take a look at the overhaul of the Nutrition Facts on packaging. pic.twitter.com/Pw84xcZD24 | Added sugars line item is sweet!

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 20, 2016

A couple more interesting views from the MarketDelta guys: pic.twitter.com/hDHqOZy53E

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 20, 2016

Interesting to see what instruments the MarketDelta guys are watching/trading: pic.twitter.com/xplyWjWMAK

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 20, 2016

Maoxian > You Rule Me With One Wave Of Your Hand https://t.co/i3MhmSgn6m | Friday musical selection from Kurt Elling.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 20, 2016

Should be denied tenure just for writing the phrase "narratives of futurity across a range of platforms" https://t.co/cSpmHdWyLz

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 20, 2016

Real estate agent speak for a hovel: "a grand old lady whose crown has slipped a bit and needs the help of a visionary."

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 20, 2016

MT @Focus_Taiwan Full text of President Tsai Ing-wen’s inaugural address https://t.co/zm9aWMhRm7 | Lotta 国家s … via @hofrench

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 20, 2016

MT @darrenrovell SEC chart of alleged Phil Mickelson insider trading activity pic.twitter.com/sBgqImtiGM | Tips should be given *while* golfing

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 20, 2016

Tweets for May 19, 2016

What tiny fraction of the people who *never* vote have to come out and vote for Trump in order for him to win? Any analysis done on this?

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 20, 2016

“The Indians believed that the Finger Lakes were formed when the Great Spirit placed his hand on the earth indicating the chosen spot.”

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 19, 2016

MT @business NY health insurers want to raise premiums for Obamacare plans by 17.3% https://t.co/di2VEL7MMS | MD Mercedes payments stable

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 19, 2016

MT @ByRosenberg Bay Area housing: million dollar homes (red dots) in 2012 vs 2016 pic.twitter.com/HmfxiGOs9S | A million ain’t what it used 2B.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 19, 2016

MT @klustout Hands on my face as an awkward teen model in the 90s. pic.twitter.com/79WzcKWHbX | More beautiful 20 years later.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 19, 2016

You Rule Me With One Wave Of Your Hand

I like a few songs that Kurt Elling sings ... his version of Easy Living is one of them: 

Kurt Elling Quartet - Easy Living / Resolution Recorded Live: 8/12/2001 - Newport Jazz Festival - Newport, RI More Kurt Elling Quartet at Music Vault: http://www.musicvault.com Subscribe to Music Vault on YouTube: http://goo.gl/DUzpUF

Tweets for May 18, 2016

All the rich wives in our neighborhood look like Carmela Soprano.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 19, 2016

Maoxian > NUGT and DUST on F(r)ed Day https://t.co/XVp1z9S73H | $NUGT $DUST

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 19, 2016

RT @EddyElfenbein In honor of his retirement, here’s Kobe Bryant being interviewed.

In Italian. https://t.co/pqprFJtWKV | Perfetto!

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 18, 2016

RT @Pinboard Hey Siri. Tell Google Home to buy me an Amazon Echo

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 18, 2016

MT @cablecarcapital Countdown to $TSLA secondary in... pic.twitter.com/DtQO1LVS7d | So cynical! Er, https://t.co/Y4f6uPgNxK

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 18, 2016

MT @ericfish85 Pretty wild before & after photos showing China's urbanization https://t.co/vfSFCGI0MV | Slider of Shanghai at bottom amazing

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 18, 2016

A record 15,000 messages on StockTwits in a single day for $MGT … good contrary indicator? pic.twitter.com/YRXB6g6XS3

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 18, 2016

MT @JimmyDiResta Upstate fun time with taylor_forrest and the chickens. https://t.co/RlmlvAh3z3 | Pray it doesn’t poop.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 18, 2016

After Macy's and Nordstrom's, who could have seen this coming for poor cousin Tar-jay?

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 18, 2016

Round number $10 important for $VIPS ... will be interesting if it gets below there.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 18, 2016

MT @CRTejada This Chinese olive pickle stuff is delicious, but last few words in ingredients list give me pause pic.twitter.com/wq7splo046 | 等等

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 18, 2016

Tweets for May 17, 2016

Can you guess Ivey's hand here (it's hidden until the end): https://t.co/3ZUrd3UGKd

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 18, 2016

$MGT finally came on my radar today, which means the run is probably over ... pity I didn't see it at $0.429 pic.twitter.com/vwZ5kULpQS

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 18, 2016

RT @TQ_iBall24 "We want $15 an hour" pic.twitter.com/f3V2uVOZLC | Looks delicious! via @BarbarianCap

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 17, 2016

WebSleuths would benefit from a Twitter-like interface. The old bulletin board/forum is inefficient, hard 2 navigate https://t.co/4DbCENRiwm

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 17, 2016

Home Depot $HD whammied the early buyers: pic.twitter.com/3KaHwiIltd

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 17, 2016

Nice tweetstorm on $BRK ... "the machine is adapted to its predecessor" https://t.co/DGTsFxQIue

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 17, 2016

Tweets for May 16, 2016

A perfect look of boredom from Hood as Brock whines on and on in #Banshee pic.twitter.com/8TvqtLKITP

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 17, 2016

Keeping my Chinese speaking ability sharp by talking with the kids at the YMCA pool (whose parents know the value of a $5 swimming lesson).

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 16, 2016

Got my numbers back: Cholesterol 152, HDL 41.1 LDL 95 ... not bad for a guy who eats eight ounces of medium-rare red meat every day.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 16, 2016

Only good thing about that TV thingie in the lower left hand corner of bloomberg dot com is catching an occasional glimpse of Emily Chang.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 16, 2016

MT @ianbremmer Why Sanders? Why Trump? Here's one big reason: pic.twitter.com/MD53HWlmNv | Yes, the rich have gotten richer (again).

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 16, 2016

Took me awhile to rid the kid's computer of malware called My Safe Savings he downloaded from some Minecraft forum. Evil uninstall routine.

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 16, 2016

MT @dktatlow Chinese on how their families talk about the Cultural Revolution https://t.co/b8LXZiBEvw | Worst for 黑五类: 地主, 富农, 反革命, 坏分子, 右派

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 16, 2016

MT @tim_cook “Taxi!” Caught a cab in Beijing this morning with Didi’s Jean Liu. pic.twitter.com/GgTwp7B3FW | Looks like Jean is using a Huawei?

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 16, 2016

Tweets for May 15, 2016

Claritas Prizm apparently now has 66 segments: https://t.co/djQPXWJuqM | In the early 80s the bottom category, #40, was “Hard Scrabble.”

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 15, 2016

“Bechtel not just a private company. They're a private country.” (Recall that both George Shultz and Caspar Weinberger were Bechtel execs.)

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 15, 2016

“The market, like the Lord, helps those who help themselves.” — Warren Edward Buffett

— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) May 15, 2016

NUGT and DUST on F(r)ed Day

When F(r)ed speaks, markets listen. Recall that NUGT and DUST are 3x gold miner funds ... former is bull, latter is bear (DUST, Genesis 3:19, get it?). I've said it before and I'll say it again: there are probably people out there who day trade these two *exclusively* ... you can see how profitable it could be, if you get the direction right, in sure and certain hope. :)

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Boys Keep Chasing Girls To Get A Kiss

Unfortunately poor quality, but a great song ... she looks like her Daddy ... 1967, I think she's 13 years old there.

Sorry for the poor quality but here's a start to the official buddy rich channel one.