Tweets for March 22, 2016

Added on March 23, 2016 by C. Maoxian.

Finished S02 of #HappyValley, so much better than slick but dumb things (House of Cards, Billions) watched recently. pic.twitter.com/m0OetNS3Yt
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 23, 2016

Anne vino veritas in #HappyValley pic.twitter.com/RzoVQ7QvKS
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 22, 2016

I’m planning to celebrate Twitter’s tenth anniversary by vowing to spend dramatically less time on it in the coming ten years.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 22, 2016

Tweets for March 21, 2016

Added on March 23, 2016 by C. Maoxian.

Silly poppet hits the bottle hard whenever she suffers even a minor social rejection in #HappyValley pic.twitter.com/m8VywmgZV3
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 21, 2016

None of the other Pepperidge Farm place cookies (Brussels, Geneva, Tahiti) can hold a candle to Milan....os.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 21, 2016

MT @LyleJMorris China's 9-dash line has no coordinates. pic.twitter.com/Cs5xA1MS6L | Purposely vague. 差不多就可以了。
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 21, 2016

Brutal drive to ~$29.50 in Valeant $VRX but those "certain other" accounting issues will win the day pic.twitter.com/Mgh0pljLxK
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 21, 2016

MT @JasmineMilton_ I pretended to throw a ball and caught the moment my dog realized I had betrayed him pic.twitter.com/7fYamQUvqv | Not amused
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 21, 2016

RT @R_Thaler Framing 101. https://t.co/Zpg2p7IghG | “Assistance to welfare queens”
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 21, 2016

MT @NoonSixCap Very top of Barron’s cover today: “WHY TWITTER IS TOAST” #youknowwhattodo | The bottom is that near, eh?
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 21, 2016

Tweets for March 20, 2016

Added on March 23, 2016 by C. Maoxian.

The new recruit sees her first death by hanging in #HappyValley pic.twitter.com/YY7JpQ7POn
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 21, 2016

Tweets for March 19, 2016

Added on March 21, 2016 by C. Maoxian.

Glad to see the girl with the expensive haircut has returned for S02 of #HappyValley (improbably playing a copper) pic.twitter.com/v9gNVvqVEE
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 20, 2016

Best day yet for our solar panels... produced nearly 35 kWh. I figure we use around 30 kWh a day, so there was a little "production" today.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 19, 2016

My grandmother (born 1896) called Brazil nuts “nigger toes.” The things you remember….
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 19, 2016

"Intellectual disability (previously called mental retardation)" ... more syllables?
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 19, 2016

“$JNJ’s O.B. tampons appeared on shelves in China in 1993 and are still the only brand sold in stores” https://t.co/HCgZdDlslV | Monopoly
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 19, 2016

MT @NickTimiraos Candid admission from David Brooks https://t.co/A2rDdUJdvk pic.twitter.com/rX3Y01VrL5 | “not socially intermingled”
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 19, 2016

Tweets for March 18, 2016

Added on March 18, 2016 by C. Maoxian.

Looks like they'll take Valeant $VRX below the low $26.72 after hours. I pity the traders who are charged with exiting some dumb PM's posish
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 18, 2016

I now use enough Sriracha on a day-to-day basis to get the 28 oz. bottle for the fridge (up from the 17 oz. bottle in the past).
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 18, 2016

Locked out of house, quick calc: call locksmith (~$75) + wait or smash window in garage's entry door (~$75). Time value of money wins again.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 18, 2016

MT @klustout “It’s great to be back in Beijing!” Zuck’s smog jog past the Forbidden City. pic.twitter.com/a3vS7Qz1k7 | Brown noser turns black.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 18, 2016

Tweets for March 17, 2016

Added on March 18, 2016 by C. Maoxian.

Started the second season of #HappyValley, subtitles on, because I can’t understand owt withowt ‘em: pic.twitter.com/IoRF4aFphT
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 18, 2016

There was something left on the bone for regular hours in FedEx $FDX pic.twitter.com/GfQqekG7Gp
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 18, 2016

MT @TomLasseter Feeling a bit sentimental about my old passport expiring. pic.twitter.com/KkUci2LwTp | Well-traveled man meets hole punch.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 17, 2016

Tweets for March 16, 2016

Added on March 18, 2016 by C. Maoxian.

Same old story: Flatlined 'til the Fed
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 16, 2016

RT @zerobeta Merrick Garland is his porn star name.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 16, 2016

"FREE No-Rush Shipping — get it Wednesday, Mar. 23 Get a $5.99 credit for Prime Pantry" | Amazon has mis-priced Prime for sure.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 16, 2016

"Lossmaking iron ore miner snaps up UK games developer in bid to diversify amid China slowdown" | Synergies.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 16, 2016

MT @JeffMacke GOP fails to see irony in subverting the democratic process to rig their primary. | Last ditch effort 2 keep booboisie at bay
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 16, 2016

MT @finalternatives Hedge Fund Losses From Valeant Rout Estimated at $5.3B https://t.co/CIKBE56EYX | No frayed-shirtcuff chartists on staff?
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 16, 2016

MT @EddyElfenbein “Since 1980 the S&P 500 has seen 320 departures from the index due to distress.” | aka “Make survivorship bias work for u”
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 16, 2016

Go Down Where People Say Y'all

Added on March 18, 2016 by C. Maoxian.

This live version doesn't quite capture how well Blaze Foley can sing it ... discovered via Spotify. The line "Start talkin' again, when I know what to say" appeals especially to expats who've been away for a decade.

Here's a cover by some youngsters, The Avett Brothers:

Tweets for March 15, 2016

Added on March 15, 2016 by C. Maoxian.

"Google closed Google Reader on July 1, 2013" ... The final nail in blogging's coffin.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 16, 2016

Valeant $VRX closed at $32.61 after hours ... reminded of this Feb. 23 tweet of mine: https://t.co/OpVzcWTx7s
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 16, 2016

Will be nice if they can close it on the low of the day $VRX pic.twitter.com/A6xSkjLhFv
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 15, 2016

Not sure why @eSignalChannel charges $10 each for NYSE, NASDAQ and AMEX real-time data when others charge a buck or two. "Because they can?"
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 15, 2016

RT @nanexllc Here's the research I submitted to the SEC which proved the NYSE quote delay: https://t.co/GZnwL6n5LZ | Coined "quote stuffing"
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 15, 2016

Should collect all my Ackman / Valeant tweets in one spot, but here's one from two weeks ago $VRX https://t.co/fWqYNZHYGM
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 15, 2016

"We charge high prices ($12,200 for 10 days), but our classes are very small & our costs are high" https://t.co/VouSEnhh5O | How profitable?
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 15, 2016

Unsubscribed from @theskimm (a daily email newsletter targeted at Millennial women). It's not concise enough for me, "too many words."
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 15, 2016

Finally those 60 puts that Ackman wrote come into the money, a madman move (he got lucky w. the Feb. '16 70s) $VRX pic.twitter.com/3kEUqwmYHU
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 15, 2016

Tweets for March 13, 2016

Added on March 15, 2016 by C. Maoxian.

“That was just a love tap, bro.” #Bosch retaliates: pic.twitter.com/B9I4y22ts1
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 14, 2016

Harry #Bosch interviews the grieving widow Avakian: pic.twitter.com/mPptZj9WNU
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 13, 2016

MT @cabaum1 Trump in interview: Don’t pin me down on facts. Can anyone watching this think DT is fit to be president? | A populist uprising.
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 13, 2016

Harry #Bosch gets a fresh start in season two by shaving his ‘70s porn star mustache: pic.twitter.com/NFRDxXni4Q
— C. Maoxian (@maoxian) March 13, 2016