Chairman Recommended: Underwear

Added on by C. Maoxian.

I only wear one kind of underwear in one color, and this has been the case for the last 20 years. I was reminded of this fact after watching Jerry Seinfeld query the President of the United States about his underwear wearing habits. 

These beauties have a bubble butt cut, which was important for me once upon a time. Sadly after being married for so long, my wife has chewed my ass off and I've lost my once magnificent bottom.

Recently while sitting down, my Falstaffian gut blew the double buttons off a pair, which has encouraged me to lose some weight -- you have to be able to read the signs.  Poor people are screwed in most ways, including wearing uncomfortable underwear, but this is an area where no matter what your means are, you should always open your wallet (as you should when buying a mattress). A steal at $45 a pair. Chairman recommended! 

Smithsonian Magazine Subscribers

Added on by C. Maoxian.

For some reason, my mother's husband gave me (and my wife) an annual membership to the Smithsonian Institution for Christmas, which includes a magazine subscription (or vice versa). I don't think we're the right target demographic for this publication because I flipped through the magazine and it's full of ads for commemorative coins, cruises (both ocean and river), and pharmaceuticals. We're not there yet.  

Four Feet Away

Added on by C. Maoxian.

Really dig this song by Polaris: "Hey Sandy" ... never seen The Adventures of Pete and Pete.

Chairman Recommended Game: Flow Free

Added on by C. Maoxian.

This is one of my favorite games on the iPad.  I solved it twice (completed progress erased once by baby) with the help of my son. I've never paid for a hint, of course, that's cheating. Flow Free just announced an update where they send a few new puzzles every day, which is nice for those of us who solved it long ago.