Links for 2014 10 22

Added on by C. Maoxian.

Sticker Shock Doesn't Stop the Chinese From Buying iPhones - Bloomberg  

"The iPhone 6 goes for 5,288 yuan ($864) at the Apple Store. That's a pricey phone no matter where you're from, but especially in China, where the most popular Xiaomi smartphones go for about a third of the price. Yet, the Chinese are buying iPhones. " 

THEY ALSO BUY A LOT OF MERCEDES

Years Later, CCTV May Finally Be Moving Into Its Headquarters - China Real Time Report - WSJ  

MY FAVORITE BUILDING IN BEIJING, MAYBE THE WORLD ... A REAL BEAUTY (covered in dust)

Britain is a world leader in exporting creeps » Spectator Blogs  

"you may remember John Ross, from Socialist Action, a Trotskyist entryist group into the Labour Party. If you do not remember him, your taxes still paid for him. Ken Livingstone hired Socialist Action activists on six-figure salaries because he knew they would be loyal to him in all circumstances: cultishness and subservience to the leader being natural bedfellows. Ross and the rest of the clique went on to take redundancy of around £200,000 a head from the London taxpayers when the voters threw out Livingstone in 2008."

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED IT?

China likely will never open all files on painful past, official says | Reuters  

NEVER SAY NEVER

China Nears Deal with Mexico to Export Bullet Trains for First Time -  

THEY HAVE SOME REAL KNOW-HOW HERE, INTELLECTUAL CAPITAL

Monaco Murders Reveal Six Hidden Real Estate Billionaires - Bloomberg  

"Pastor told police before she died on May 21 that she had no idea who would want to attack her ... ordered the ambush in order to access the 77-year-old matriarch’s estate" ... SUNNY PLACE FOR SHADY PEOPLE 

"owns thousands of apartments in the city-state" ... DON'T TELL BILL GATES ABOUT THESE RENTIERS

Leveraged Money Spurs Selloff as Record Treasuries Trade - Bloomberg  

"The result was a frenzy. U.S. government debt volume surged to an all-time high of $946 billion at ICAP Plc, the world’s largest interdealer broker, more than 40 percent above the previous record. About 11.9 billion shares changed hands on U.S. equity exchanges on Oct. 15, the most since the European debt crisis of 2011." ... HAVEN'T SEEN A (BOND) BUYING PANIC LIKE THAT IN AWHILE

Republicans Pave Way to All-White Future - Bloomberg View  

"deep anxieties" stirred by "brown migrants sneaking over from Mexico," 

WHO'S GOING TO MOW LAWNS AND PICK BEANS THEN?

McDonald’s Costly Burgers Send Diners to Fancier Rivals: Retail - Bloomberg  

"While the company still offers several items for $1, its menu is quietly getting more expensive." 

OR THE PACKAGES ARE SHRINKING

方舟子炮轰周小平满嘴跑火车:他梦游美利坚(图) | www.wenxuecity.com  

SCRUBBED FROM WEIBO AND ALL THE OTHER MAJORS IN CHINA

Minitrue: Fang Zhouzi Digs into Zhou Xiaoping - China Digital Times (CDT)  

"President Xi’s praise for Zhou has raised eyebrows on both Weibo [Chinese] and Twitter" 

XI IS PROVING THE CHINA FANTASY THESIS CORRECT

Property: How Beijing has captured China's middle-class  

'Chinese planners, real estate tycoons, and citizens alike appear to share a passion for gated communities.' 

SI HE YUAN THE ULTIMATE GATED COMPOUND OF COURSE

Language Log » Rule of / by law  

"Conclusion: When fǎzhì 法治 is being used to designate the application of law as it is conceived of by the Chinese Communist Party, I would be very careful always to translate it as "rule by law". When we are referring to the application of law as it is conceived of in the West, then I would be careful to translate it as "rule of law"." 

GOOD CONCLUSION

China Attack Aims at iCloud, Apple’s Service for Storage - NYTimes.com  

"“The Chinese government could no longer sniff traffic, so they intercepted that traffic between the browser and the iCloud server,” Mr. Sutton said." 

MAN IN THE MIDDLE

The Taco Bar - Food & Drink - Time Out - Beijing  

Open 
11.30am-2pm Tue-Fri, 5.30pm-late Tue-Sat, 11.30am-late Sun 
Telephone 6501 6026 
Travel: Tuanjiehu (Line 10) 
English address Unit 10, Electrical Research Institute (Next to Home Plate), Nan Sanlitun Lu, (next to Home Plate) Chaoyang district 
Chinese address 朝阳区北京机电院南三里屯路10号 

\HOT LUNCH DATE WITH CURLY HAIRED CUTIE NEXT WEEK

iPhoto for iOS (iPad): Post photos on the web  

Post photos on Twitter, Flickr, and Facebook 
Sign in to your account, if you haven’t done so already. From the Home screen on your iOS device, tap Settings, and tap Twitter, Flickr, or Facebook. Then enter your account information or create a new account. 

Tap a photo, album, or event and tap . 

Tap one of the following: 

Twitter: Tweets your photo. 

Flickr: Adds your photo to your Flickr account. 

Facebook: Adds your photo to your Facebook account. 

HMMM ERRORS HAPPEN

PBOC Gives Banks 300 Bln Yuan Reason to Start Lending More -  

DOESN'T MATTER, EVERY REAL ESTATE DEAL I'VE EVER SEEN DONE IS ALL CASH, SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Mike Rohde’s Everyday Carry Gear — Tools and Toys  

THE CONTENTS OF ANOTHER BALD BUT GOATEED GEN X GUY'S BAG

WHAT'S IN YOUR PURSE, DEAR?

You had one job on Twitter: "Good luck cyclists. http://t.co/ahIkEfO3hZ"  

NICE GAG

Jonno Turner on Twitter: "It's cologne. COLOGNE. http://t.co/0f1XcF4PQF"  

COLON CLEANSING

69 all time highs 2014 10 21  

Amgen Inc 
Unitedhealth Group Inc 
Nike Inc 
Regeneron Pharmaceuticals 
CSX Corp 
Crown Castle International Corp 
Sherwin-Williams Company 
L Brands Inc 
O'Reilly Automotive 
Davita Healthcare Partners Inc 
Monster Beverage Corp 
Genuine Parts Company 
Nordstrom 
Hormel Foods Corp 
Clorox Company 
Netease Inc 
Advance Auto Parts Inc 
Church & Dwight Company 
Markel Corp 
Ball Corp 
American Water Works 
Airgas Inc 
Tesoro Petroleum Corp 
Snap-On Inc 
Hasbro Inc 
Extra Space Storage Inc 
W.R. Berkley Corp 
Domino's Pizza Inc 
Springleaf Holdings Inc 
Akorn Inc 
Equity Lifestyle Properties 
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp 
Michaels Companies Inc. 
Vectren Corp 
Amtrust Financial Services 
HSN Inc 
Landstar System 
Idacorp Inc 
Jack In The Box Inc 
Pebblebrook Hotel Trust 
Agios Pharmaceuticals Inc 
Knight Transportation 
Heartland Express 
Marriot Vacations Worldwide Cor 
American Realty Capital Healthc 
Receptos Inc 
Acadia Realty Trust 
Om Asset Management Ltd. 
Churchill Downs Inc 
Chesapeake Lodging Trust 
Kite Pharma Inc. 
Anacor Pharmaceuticals 
Great Western Bancorp Inc. 
Consolidated Communications Holdings 
National Beverage 
Natus Medical Inc 
Diplomat Pharmacy Inc. 
Rentrak Corp 
Sage Therapeutics Inc. 
Enanta Pharmaceuticals Inc 
Chatham Lodging Trust [Reit] 
Zoe'S Kitchen Inc. 
Heritage Insurance Holdings 
Immune Design Corp. 
Dave & Buster's Entertainment Inc. 
Biospecifics Technologies Corp 
Pfenex Inc. 
Townsquare Media Llc 
Atara Biotherapeutics Inc.

Going to be joining Bloomberg to launch a new markets site and a new TV show. Details here ---> nytimes.com/2014/10/22/bus…  

FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE

RT @BloombergNews: Markets need $200 billion from central banks each quarter to keep markets afloat, Citigroup says: bloom.bg/1DwnejY  

IS THAT ALL?

More on the supposed breach of user information suffered by iPhone users in China (NYT): ow.ly/D7WMN  

In 2011, 61% of the firearm deaths in America were from suicides. Great @dylanmatt post bit.ly/125Lyfl  

HANDGUN BREAKDOWN?

Smile! Is Zhou Xiaoping the new face of Chinese public opinion? foreignpolicy.com/articles/2014/… pic.twitter.com/Qq8n3epbn7  

KID HAS A PRETTY MOUTH

Congrats to Joe W. We’ll miss him. RT @businessinsider: Bloomberg Hires BI EE Joe Weisenthal To Host New TV Show read.bi/1uBa3b0   

CLIMBER FOR SURE

Links for 2014 10 21

Added on by C. Maoxian.

https://vimeo.com/108704415 

CHI YIN "THE PROFESSOR" SIM

Will Unrest In Egypt Strengthen The Chinese Government? | The Sinocism China Newsletter 

"The Chinese leaders are not stupid; quite the opposite in fact. They know that inflation, unaffordable housing, labor issues and corruption are huge problems that may ultimately threaten their rule. Various special interest groups (such as real estate developers, local governments and SOEs) have grown quite powerful and have thwarted progress on some of these issues, especially real estate and further economic liberalization. But the Party has proven itself amazingly resilient over the last six decades, and most analysts underestimate its ability to adapt and neutralize both external and internal threats to its rule."

YES INDEED

Gadgets have been discontinued - Microsoft Windows 

Gadgets are no longer available on our website because the Windows Sidebar platform in Windows 7 and Windows Vista has serious vulnerabilities.

How to remove Caps Lock indicator from displaying permanently on desktop screen - ThinkPad - Lenovo Support (US) 

Solution 
To remove the Caps Lock On indicator from displaying permanently on desktop screen. 

[Windows XP] 

Click Start, then click Control Panel. 
Double-click on Display icon, then click on Settings tab. 
Click on the Advanced button, then click on On-Screen Display tab. 
Under "Indicator settings for NumLock and CapsLock" section, look for "While the numeric lock or caps lock is ON" section, choose the "Show the indicator for a few seconds" option. 
Click Apply, then click OK, and click OK to close the window. 

BASTARDS RUINED THE OLD THINKPAD

Woman disappears at Golden Hole on the Russell River, south of Cairns | The Courier-Mail 

“It’s a very difficult area (to search), with rocky boulders and thick jungle. It’s a painstaking process.”

List of newspapers in Australia by circulation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 

Newspaper City State/ 
Territory Circulation Owner 
Herald Sun Melbourne Victoria 515,500 News Limited 
The Daily Telegraph Sydney New South Wales 374,395 News Limited 
The Courier-Mail Brisbane Queensland 216,638 News Limited 

SEE WHY RUPERT GOT RICH?

Questions over woman's 17-day bush ordeal | Herald Sun 

He says the probability of becoming lost in the area was quite small but possible, adding that it was also possible for someone to survive in the bush for 17 days. 

OF COURSE SHE COULD GET LOST, ESP. IF HIGH ... WEIGHT LOSS AND SUNBURN NO JOKE

Drug psychosis possible explanation for woman’s disappearance | The Courier-Mail 

During the search, her mother Deidre Sharrock told The Courier-Mail how she feared her daughter had fallen foul of figures behind an illicit “ice” crime syndicate. 

Her partner Heath Cassady reported her missing after they went to “chill out” at the site near Queensland’s highest peak Mt Bartle Frere on September 21. He said the pair had been on a drug and alcohol-fuelled “bender” in Mission Beach in the days before she disappeared. 

He said they had argued and he had left his “tired and emotional” lover to walk down the creek to cool off. She followed him, went the wrong way, and ended up lost in dense rainforest. 

REAL WINNERS, THIS CREW .. FATTY WITH TATS AND CIGGY (lovely child tho)

Qld cops wrap-up missing woman case 

SHANNON Leah Fraser stumbled out of the bush on Wednesday about 30 metres from the spot where she was last seen on September 21, at a swimming hole south of Cairns. ... Her incredible tale of survival triggered doubts, with police even saying they were confident the extensive search would have located her. 

SO IT WAS A PUBLICITY STUNT?

Familiar Ground : Architectural Digest 

ANOTHER BORING BOXSACKIE IN COXSACKIE (hudson a great river though)

West imposes double standards regarding its own interests - Global Times 

Farman Nawaz, a Pakistani columnist and runs an Urdu Weekly newspaper in Pakistan

Man-in-the-middle attack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 

a form of active eavesdropping in which the attacker makes independent connections with the victims and relays messages between them, making them believe that they are talking directly to each other over a private connection, when in fact the entire conversation is controlled by the attacker

Jules Bianchi Crash - YouTube 

OOPH, TV CAMERAMAN NEAREST CAPTURED IT ALL ... ALIVE BUT BRAIN DEAD?

Deirdre Wang Morris (@deeTVee) | Twitter  

DEAR-DRA (Dee for short) ex- @CNBCWorld. Half-Taiwanese-half-Canadian, full financial news geek w particular love/hate for Chinese mkts. 

ANOTHER HUNXUE ON TEEVEE

Ten arts one-liners from “Big Daddy Xi” - China Media Project  

IF YOU'RE NOT PICKING UP ON THE LINE THIS GUY IS PUTTING OUT AND MAKING YOUR EXIT PLANS, THEN YOU CAN'T BE HELPED

25 ALL TIME HIGHS 2014 10 20  

Crown Castle International Corp
L Brands Inc 
Advance Auto Parts Inc 
American Water Works 
Navient Corporation 
Hasbro Inc 
Extra Space Storage Inc 
Domino's Pizza Inc 
Erie Indemnity Company 
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp 
Csr Plc 
Marriot Vacations Worldwide Cor 
American Realty Capital Healthc 
New Residential Investment Corp 
Consolidated Communications Holdings 
Anacor Pharmaceuticals 
National Beverage 
Ellie Mae Inc 
Diplomat Pharmacy Inc. 
Enanta Pharmaceuticals Inc 
Zoe'S Kitchen Inc. 
U.S. Physical Therapy 
Amreit Inc 
Tree.Com 
Dave & Buster's Entertainment Inc.

50 Best Book To Movie Adaptations | TotalFilm.com  

The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
The 39 Steps (1935)
The Road (2009)
...
The Shining (1980)

SLIDESHOW NOT LOADING SMOOTHLY FOR ME

American Schools Are Training Kids for a World That Doesn't Exist | WIRED  

"Being dumb in the existing educational system is bad enough. Failing to create a new way of learning adapted to contemporary circumstances might be a national disaster ... embrace the powerful agency of culture" 

DON'T BE DUMB ENOUGH TO WRITE PHRASES LIKE 'EMBRACE THE POWERFUL AGENCY OF CULTURE'

The Best Gear for Small Apartments | The Sweethome  

SHRINKING SPACES ... WONDERFUL NEW NORMAL PIECE

Steve Vilnit on Twitter: "Want to know what oysters do for the environment? The water in both tanks is the same. The one on the rt has oysters. http://t.co/jLeZ2RRAqo"  

TRASH TO TREASURE

Jason Scott on Twitter: "Social Media at its best. http://t.co/IDDcMsge1M"  

KIWI HUMOR

Dean Murphy on Twitter: "One of the toughest decisions I had to make as a child, was a complete lie...What is even real anymore? http://t.co/03IioVeg64"  

NEVER PLAYED MARIO BROS

Total CEO De Margerie dies in Moscow plane crash, Interfax says bloom.bg/1vEpovK via @BloombergNews pic.twitter.com/hT4TjKrat7  

ANYONE ELSE ON PLANE? (only the crew)

"crashed into a snowplow" ... OR THE SNOWPLOW CRASHED INTO THEM, THE STORIES I'VE HEARD OUT OF RUSSIA ARE HORRIFYING, ESP. IN ENERGY SECTOR

"Twitter started out as a developer-friendly company, then they became a developer-hostile company, and now they're—" marco.org/2014/10/20/wsj…  

The problem is still the complete power over an increasingly important communication medium residing in a single company and its single centralized service.

WHOSE PROBLEM?

What Happens When Second Graders Are Treated to a Seven-Course, $220 Tasting Meal nyti.ms/1xyfNWi "TO VAMPIRES!"  

Hong Kong Leader Reaffirms Tough Stance on Elections and Economic Discontent nyti.ms/1r0I7vZ

The Singing Detective -- Episode 5 (Pitter Patter)

Added on by C. Maoxian.

Nicola, come here. Come back, you bitch. Nicola, come here, come back, you bitch. Nicola, come here you filthy little slut. You disgusting tramp, Nicola, you two-bit rutting whore, Nicola, come here! You heartless bitch! Nicola! Who're you opening your legs for now, you rutting bitch? You filthy bag of filth, Nicola! You whore, come here. You stinking, heartless, rutting piece....

Movies Watched -- Gravity

Added on by C. Maoxian.

Broke at the one hour mark then couldn't get into it when I came back and ended up fast forwarding to the end ... Sandra Bullock lost a serious amount of body fat for this role but her tits still looked great which makes me wonder if they're real ... she's 50 years old with the body of someone half her age ... anyway, some really spectacular technical wizardy for the space shots, must have been amazing on the big screen ... girl power thing ... if you want to watch a survival movie from 2013 see "All Is Lost" instead. Can't recommend this one but will give it a yellow rating despite fast forwarding.

Netflix After Hours

Added on by C. Maoxian.

The other day on Twitter I asked how liquid NFLX was when it crashed since I was away from the desk ... no one replied because I'm followed only by bots and fantasy footballers, so I had to look it up on my own. It fell from 448 to 336 in the first 15 minutes after the close.  Must have been impossible to short it as it collapsed.  The next morning it opened around $332 and rallied to $360. If trading were easy, everyone would be rich.

Links for 2014 10 20

Added on by C. Maoxian.

Bracing: Poor kids who do everything right don't do better than rich kids who do everything wrong wapo.st/1szZO8E @washingtonpost  

Rich parents can afford to spend more time and money on their kids ... Affluent parents talk to their kids three more hours a week on average than poor parents ... rich high school dropouts remain in the top about as much as poor college grads stay stuck in the bottom — 14 versus 16 percent, respectively. Not only that, but these low-income strivers are just as likely to end up in the bottom as these wealthy ne'er-do-wells. Some meritocracy.

HOW'S THIS FOR A BIFURCATED AMERICA PIECE? IT HAS *ALWAYS* BEEN THIS WAY, PEOPLE JUST NOTICING NOW

Fed's Yellen: “The extent and continuing increase in inequality in the United States greatly concern me." federalreserve.gov/newsevents/spe…  

BUBBIE FROM BERKELEY

 

RT @WSJ: China's property slump is worsening as ailing property sector hits households and industries on.wsj.com/ZBLvpC...  

  

John Ross, the export that England is NOT so proud of blogs.spectator.co.uk/nick-cohen/201… @beijingcream's expose by @MrRFH discussed  

  

Hong Kong’s Leader Blames Foreigners for Fanning Protests - Bloomberg buff.ly/1t138Lt  

  

This Is How Judges Humiliate Pregnant Teens Who Want Abortions  

In 11 states, minors who don't get consent from parents are forced to go before a judge to get approval for an abortion.

ARE THEY ALL IN DIXIE? WHAT HAPPENED TO LIVE FREE OR DIE IN NH??

When Our Troops Are Abandoned and Neglected at Home: 6 Stories | Longreads Blog  

OWS SHOULD HAVE ENLISTED THESE GUYS ... THEY HAVE THE SKILLS TO ELIMINATE A LIST OF TARGETS AND ARE HAPPY TO WORK FOR A CAUSE

Top 10 Apps (measured by Uniques)  

FACEBOOK 
YOUTUBE 
GOOGLE PLAY 
GOOGLE SEARCH 
PANDORA 
GOOGLE MAPS 
GMAIL 
INSTAGRAM 
APPLE MAPS 
YAHOO STOCKS (hmmmm that's a surprise, I don't even have that app)

apps  charts  

Local Chinese Smartphone Manufacturers  

HUAWEI 
LENOVO 
XIAOMI 
ZTE 
COOLPAD ... 

YOU'RE SEEN AS A LOSER IF YOU CARRY ANY OF THESE IN THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC

75% of Time with Top 4 Apps  

NO DOUBT ... FOR ME TWEETBOT PANDORA POWERPLAYER AND ... DRAGONVALE

 

Wages & Salary / GDP  

CAPITAL VERSUS LABOR

Largest Companies By Market Cap  

YES, ALIBABA A MONSTER ... AND FACEBOOK NOT FAR BEHIND

iPhone Manufacturing Cost Breakdown  

HARD FOR CHINA TO MOVE UP VALUE ADDED LADDER

On 'incitement' arrest: what about the right to free speech in Basic Law? Who is monitoring HK internet right now? nytimes.com/2014/10/20/wor…  

"INCITING CRIMINAL ACTS"

Windows Desktop OS Monopoly  

THIS IS WHY THEY CAN PISS AWAY MONEY IN EVERY OTHER VENTURE

Dodgers & Yankees Payrolls  

TWO MAJOR MEDIA MARKETS, DODGERS UNDER-BUDGETED FOR LONG TIME, CLASSIC ARB PLAY

How Teens Rent Movies  

THEY DON'T RENT 'EM THEY STEAL 'EM

Purchase - Lumosity  

Yearly 
UP TO 5 TOTAL MEMBERS 

Promotion Price 
USD 8.33 /month 
USD 6.70 /month 
Total USD 79.96 

THE MONEY SHOT

Lumosity Training Program  

1. Memory 
Select all aspects of your memory that you want to challenge 

Remembering patterns and locations 
Associating names with faces 
Keeping track of multiple pieces of information in your hea...

Brain Games & Brain Training - Lumosity  

40+ scientific games

Target a wide variety of cognitive skills. We'll help challenge you in the areas that you care about.

DEEPLY SKEPTICAL ... THESE ARE FUN BUT THEY WON'T "IMPROVE" ANYTHING

Runners on how they survived the Beijing Marathon, aka Smogathon. By @dktatlow. sinosphere.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/10/19/fou… pic.twitter.com/U62pyF5Kte  

ONLY A COMPLETE FOOL WOULD GO OUT IN THIS LET ALONE RUN

SINGULAR  

Singular is a wall mounted console - a place just large enough for busy items we use every day. Its simplicity provides a means of ordering our everyday necessities. Crafted from a single piece of wood, all hardware is incorporated into its form.

HATE TO THINK HOW MUCH THEY'RE TRYING TO CHARGE FOR THIS SHELF ... ONLY $210 LOL

How To Date In NYC Without Losing Your Mind - $39  

Thomas Edwards is the founder of The Professional Wingman, a social strategy consultancy helping singles develop better social skills to improve their social and romantic relationships.

SOCIAL STRATEGY CONSULTANT BETTER THAN SAYING UNEMPLOYED

World of SWISS  

SWISS AIR, THIS IS SLICK ... HAD A LOT OF INTERESTING SEATMATES WHEN WE LIVED IN ZURICH

Audi A6 Prestige 3.0 TFSI — Minimally Minimal  

UNUSUALLY BAD SET OF NIGHTTIME PHOTOS FROM THE FUSSY KOREAN KID

Who Benefits When Companies Pay for Egg Freezing?  

"Deferring childbearing from one’s twenties or early thirties until one’s later thirties or forties certainly has its appeal for the woman with ambitions beyond motherhood. " ... BAD IDEA, WOMEN SHOULD HAVE KIDS IN THEIR 20s PREFERABLY EARLY 20s

How Text Messages Change from Dating to Marriage | A Dash of Data  

NERDY ALICE ZHAO ... DID SHE MARRY A WHITE GUY? PRECIOUS FEW TEXTS ABOUT FUGGING BUT WERE THEY EXPUNGED?

Why Inequality Matters | Bill Gates  

"A 700-page treatise on economics translated from French is not exactly a light summer read—even for someone with an admittedly high geek quotient. But this past July, I felt compelled to read Thomas Piketty’s Capital in the Twenty-First Century after reading several reviews and hearing about it from friends. ... I agree with his most important conclusions. ... However, Piketty’s book has some important flaws" ... "I’m also a big believer in the estate tax. Letting inheritors consume or allocate capital disproportionately simply based on the lottery of birth is not a smart or fair way to allocate resources."

"We want our children to make their own way in the world. They’ll have all sorts of advantages, but it will be up to them to create their lives and careers." ... GATES A MASTER OF UNDERSTATEMENT

Walrus Sleeping on Submarine  

WHAT A BEAST

KnowYour4: Four Numbers Can Predict Your Risk of a Heart Attack  

I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THESE NUMBERS AND DO CIGARS COUNT?

Drunk J. Crew  

TUMBLR ... NOT THAT FUNNY UNLESS YOU'RE A MILLENNIAL?

Kontra on Twitter: "Everything that can go wrong with a magazine cover design, typography, copy and judgement did on this one. http://t.co/bUtAVtcxY2"  

BASKETBALLMER ... WASN'T IT BUSINESSWEEK THAT HAD A BUNCH OF THICK LIPPED BLACK PEOPLE CARTOONS ON THEIR WELFARE COVER?

Julien Theys on Twitter: "This Apple SIM thing could be the most groundbreaking bit of the day http://t.co/s9dpxkBWXf"  

SIM NOT CARRIER SPECIFIC

The spirit of experimentation and the evolution of your home timeline | Twitter Blogs  

One of our goals for experimentation is to continue improving your home timeline

QUIT FUGGING WITH MY STREAM, TWITTER

Dan Visel on Twitter: "I am not a sommelier, but you know you are drinking Fine Wine when there is “Lorem Ipsum” on the label: http://t.co/fntrp92lEO"  

AMUSING ... PROBABLY MADE IN CHINA