Ulrik, the other newsreader.
George Carlin's Thing To Watch Out For
anal rape
quicksand
body lice
evil spirits
gridlock
acid rain
continental drift
labor violence
flash floods
rabies
torture
bad luck
calcium deficiency
falling rocks
cattle stampedes
bank failure
evil neighbors
killer bees
organ rejection
lynching
toxic waste
unstable dynamite
religious fanatics
prickly heat
price fixing
moral decay
hotel fires
loss of face
stink bombs
bubonic plague
neo-Nazis
friction
cereal weevils
failure of will
chain reactions
soil erosion
mail fraud
dry rot
voodoo curses
broken glass
snake bites
parasites
white slavery
public ridicule
faithless friends
random violence
breach of contract
family scandals
charlatans
transverse myelitis
structural defects
race riots
sun spots
rogue elephants
wax buildup
killer frost
jealous coworkers
root canals
metal fatigue
corporal punishment
sneak attacks
peer pressure
vigilantes
birth defects
false advertising
ungrateful children
financial ruin
mildew
loss of privileges
bad drugs
ill-fitting shoes
widespread chaos
Lou Gehrig's Disease
stray bullets
runaway trains
chemical spills
locusts
airline food
shipwrecks
prowlers
bathtub accidents
faulty merchandise
terrorism
discrimination
wrongful cremation
carbon deposits
beef tapeworm
taxation without representation
escaped maniacs
sunburn
abandonment
threatening letters
entropy
nine-mile fever
poor workmanship
absentee landlords
solitary confinement
depletion of the ozone layer
unworthiness
intestinal bleeding
defrocked priests
loss of equilibrium
disgruntled employees
global warming
card sharps
poisoned meat
nuclear accidents
broken promises
contamination of the water supply
obscene phone calls
nuclear winter
wayward girls
mutually assured destruction
rampaging moose
the greenhouse effect
cluster headaches
social isolation
Dutch elm disease
the contraction of the universe
paper cuts
eternal damnation
the wrath of God and
PARANOIA!
Additional suggestions:
detached corneas
prolapsed rectums
high-frequency traders
The Good Lord Works in Mysterious Ways
Ultra deep field view of the universe from Hubble ... s'allota galaxies. Should be intelligent life out there, trouble is reaching them in time. Maybe they'll find us first.
The Wurlitzer Prize
Another favorite Waylon Jennings' song of mine, covered here by the beautiful and talented Norah Jones and 70-year-old Willie Nelson who, ravaged by time and pot smoke, is unable to recall the lyrics. The great thing about Waylon's version was the piano, which I was disappointed to see wasn't imitated by Jones, who probably could play that twirling line if she tried. And of course the steel player can't compare to "Moon."
"... for all the silver I let slide down the slot..."
Trading idea for Tue. Jun. 3, 2014 | Joy Global (JOY)
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Borgen S01 E07
Long-suffering house husband, Philip. Surely they could afford to hire a Polish nanny to take the strain off.
ETF Trading Portfolio Update -- May 30, 2014
Reversing gold and FAZ (financial bear) ... the changes made in mid-April in both QID and FAZ were poorly timed. Interesting how silver reversed long before gold -- at the end of March.
Dragonvale -- Our Sun and Moon Island
Recently renovated island:
SPXS Perfect Setup Thursday Morning
Not just SPXS (-3x SPY), but SQQQ, SDS (-2x SPY) all buzzed at the same time, look back at all of them. SQQQ not as successful on Friday given afternoon whip around, but be sure to watch QQQ tone and SPY tone separately. This is what day trading is all about.