Miss New Joisey
I'm moving to Chicago next week. These are some of the things I'll miss about the Garden State:
Wegmans
Siam Thai
Blue Point Grill
Yuengling beer
Dr. Amy Etzweiler
The expression "Down the Shore"
Referring to your wife as "the wife"
Witnessing road rage on a daily basis
Yummy mummies driving Mercedes SUVs
Planes lining up to land at Newark International
Dem fine Ivy League bitches (this is a private joke)
Average speeds of 85 mph on the New Jersey Turnpike
Jewish retirees catching the matinee at the Regal cinema
Atlantic City... specifically the Poker Room at the Taj Mahal
People who say "youse," as in "whatta youse tawkin' about?"
Grown men addressing each other as "Bro," "Buddy," or "Boss"
Women wearing sweat pants with racing stripes down the seams
Being an hour away from the center of both NYC and Philadelphia
My friends and classmates, especially Henry, Jing, Rong, and Yifan
Yesterday
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